Let's be real: my level of sarcasm is directly linked with the volume of coffee I've consumed. This enameled mug, however, isn't just a vessel for my liquid courage. It's a representation of my inner dry humor, and the perfect accomplice on my journey through life's absurdity. Sometimes, I even venture into conversations with it, venting my musing

Need to get rid of my trusty ride. It's been a real thrill to ride, but circumstances are changing and I need to sell it. This steel steed is in solid condition and always kept up with. It's ready for its next owner. If you're looking for a dependable and fun ride, this is it. It's got a robust engine that wakes up with ease. I'm asking a fa